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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Wrestling an Alligator & Wrestling with Paul Gilmartin

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alligator's attack. The hilarious Paul Gilmartin shares the tale of his smackdown with a legendary wrestler. Check out our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) The NEW (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Merchandise (https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) is here (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/) Twitter (https://twitter.com/podhowtosurvive) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurvive) Go to https://www.magicmind.co/howtosurvive And get…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job with Mike Schmidt

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work. The HTS gang is taping another nighttime BONUS (https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-79526962) episode this week, so look out for that soon if…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Sex & an Orgasm Stroke with Lizzy Cooperman

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sex, and our guest Lizzy Cooperman joins us to talk about her own harrowing experiences dealing with sex and an undiagnosed illness. Check out our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) The NEW (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Merchandise (https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) is here (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/) Twitter (https://twitter.com/podhowtosurvive) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurvive)…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Fascism & Walt Disney World with Todd Levin

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of fascism, and the hilarious T (https://mikeschmidtcomedy.com/index.htm) odd Levin (https://twitter.com/toddlevin) shares his Disney World family trauma. This week is the release of our Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) Bonus episode, in which we juice up a Garden Squirrel on Prosecco (https://www.instagram.com/p/CqLYwKCJ5mT/) . Danielle brought…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Serial Killers & Almost Being Kidnapped with Maureen Driscoll

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive serial killers, and our guest Maureen Driscoll joins us to share her nearly kidnapping experience while staying abroad! We have giveaways coming soon (we ran out of time on our last Patreon (https://podhowtosurvive.us11.list-manage.com/track/click?u=7a302fda3cb488e6cbd1d2505&id=cb448ca12e&e=7066ca3208) episode), but we are moving our merchandise to a different…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive SADS & Dads with Travis Bowe

Danielle and Kristine discuss how to survive Seasonal Affective Disorders. Family Guy writer Travis Bowe (https://twitter.com/BoweKnows) shares a story about a rollicking fishing trip to Alaska with his dad. We dived into SAD, seasonal affective disorder. Here are some ways (https://www.everydayhealth.com/depression/treatment/ways-to-ease-seasonal-depression/) to ease this disorder in case you are afflicted.…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Crowd Crush & A Soul Crushing Job with Matt Belknap

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the crush of an out-of-control crowd, and our friend Matt Belknap discusses his early soul-crushing industry job. Here's how (https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2022/10/31/seoul-crowd-crush-how-to-survive/) you keep yourself safe. Kristine shared the harrowing story (https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/04/asia/itaewon-seoul-korea-halloween-crush-timeline-intl-hnk-dst/index.html) of the Itaewon Seoul, Korea, Halloween crowd crush tragedy. More about the event.…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Ebola & Herpes with John Ross Bowie

This week Danielle and Kristine share how to survive an outbreak of Ebola, and John Ross Bowie (https://www.instagram.com/johnrossbowie/?hl=en) joins to discuss the time he dealt with a shocking herpes diagnosis! Our episode this week was on Ebola! (https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/ebola-virus-disease) Ebola has a cousin. (https://www.wired.com/story/marburg-virus-tanzania-equatorial-guinea-vaccines/) Want to know some more details (https://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/history/2014-2016-outbreak/index.html)…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Boat Crash & a Car Crash with Niccole Thurman

Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a boat crash (bitches be boating), and our new friend Niccole Thurman shares the story of the harrowing car crash she experienced on the way to an audition! In-person auditions: just one more reason to miss the lockdown. Here are some tips on How to…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Sociopaths & Rude People with Walter Koenig

Danielle and Kristine share how to survive a sociopath, and Walter Koenig talks about dealing with a rude audience member. The topic for the episode was Surviving Sociopaths AKA Antisocial Personality Disorder. (https://www.psychiatry.org/News-room/APA-Blogs/Antisocial-Personality-Disorder-Often-Overlooked#:~:text=It%20is%20estimated%20to%20affect,disorder%20or%20substance%20use%20disorders.) Here are 13 Rules for Dealing with A Sociopath. (https://www.fearlesslove.net/blog/219781-13-rules-on-dealing-with-a-sociopath) Causes and symptoms (https://www.mentalhealth.gov/what-to-look-for/personality-disorders/antisocial-personality-disorder#:~:text=The%20cause%20of%20antisocial%20personality,men%20than%20women%20are%20affected.) . Statistics (https://healthresearchfunding.org/antisocial-personality-disorder-statistics/)…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Hoarding Disorder & Trash TV with Jamie Denbo

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hoarding disorder (https://www.helpguide.org/articles/anxiety/helping-someone-with-hoarding-disorder.htm) , and our friend Jamie Denbo (https://www.instagram.com/jamiedenbo/?hl=en) talks about her time on a trashy reality show. Hoarding is hard on families! (https://hoarding.iocdf.org/for-families/how-hd-affects-families/) The story of the Collyer Brothers is WILD. (https://www.nytimes.com/2003/10/26/nyregion/the-paper-chase.html) Better Help Sponsors this episode, enter HOW TO SURVIVE…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Narcissistic Parents & Crazy Parents with Kevin Maynard

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive life with parents suffering from Narcissism, and Kevin Maynard joins us to talk about growing up with parents who suffer from mental illnesses of their own. Some strategies (https://www.caminorecovery.com/blog/seven-ways-to-survive-a-narcissistic-parent/) for surviving narcissistic parents. One daughter's stor (https://narcissistfamilyfiles.com/2016/04/16/a-daughters-story-of-one-hell-of-a-narcissist-mother/) y of surviving a narcissistic mother.…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Robber Crabs & Being Robbed Of A Childhood with Aaron Lee

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive giant robber crabs, and Aaron Lee (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1968387/) joins us to discuss growing up in poverty. Our show wouldn't exist without YOU, our listeners, so thank you for your reviews (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine/id1586894471) , following us on social media (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/?hl=en) , joining Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) , and…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Too Hot For Earth & Too Cool For School with Tig Notaro

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly heatwave and our friend Tig Notaro joins us to talk about her experiences with school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive A Sea Urchin's Needle & A Trip To The Space Needle with Alice Hamilton

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangerous sting of a Sea Urchin, and the fantastic Alice Hamilton shares a wild story about a journey to the Space Needle. Our topic this week was How to Survive a Sea Urchin's Needle (https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/319360) Fun news in Science: Scientists Solve A…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Drowning & Being Swamped By Your Summer Job with Guy Branum

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive drowning and Guy Branum joins us to talk about his time consuming summer job in construction. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Kidney Stones & Being Kidnapped with Ted Hardwick

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive kidney stones and we're joined by Ted Hardwick to hear about his experience being kidnapped in college! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Puffer Fish with us!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the deadly puffer fish and learn about the world of merfolk! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Chimpanzees Attack and Family Feud with Brian Strickland

This week Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive a deadly chimpanzee attack and Brian Strickland joins us to tell his story about survive a Family Feud audition! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Parachute Free Fall & the Free For All of New York in the 80s with Rainn Wilson

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a malfunctioning parachute and Rainn Wilson joins us to talk about living in New York City in the wonder years of the late 80s! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin Extended Edi...

This week enjoy a special extended episode of a classic How To Survive! This is what you get when you join our Patreon! Extended episodes, bonus episodes, merch discounts, and more! This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Without Each Other

This week Danielle & Kristine & Garon are back together after some vacation time away in this special episode where they discuss the good, bad, and sad of their time apart. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Hazing & Joining A Sorority with Heather Brooker

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hazing and our guest Heather Brooker is here to talk about the time she joined a party sorority! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

Kate Flannery - HTS A Low Credit Score & Sharing Your Credit

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dreaded low credit score and the always hilarious Kate Flannery joins us to share the horror of sharing her credit with a boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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