How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Recent Episodes

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Oct. 13, 2026

How To Survive Sun Bakes & Earthquakes (w/ Lisa Arch)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive extreme sunburns and Lisa Arch joins us to share her experience during the '94 Northridge Earthquake. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Oct. 6, 2026

How To Survive Leggy Centipedes & Armed Robbery (W/ Andy Kindler)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive creepy crawly centipedes and Andy Kindler joins us to share his story about the time a store he was working at was robbed by armed men! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Sept. 29, 2026

How To Survive Alzheimer's (W/ Jason Salmon)

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an Alzheimer's diagnosis and Jason Salmon joins us to share his experiences with his Father's Alzheimer's. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
254
Sept. 22, 2026

How To Survive Christian Nationalism & Growing Up Evangelical (w/ Matt LeGrande)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the growing threat of Christian Nationalism, and Matt LeGrande joins us to share his experiences growing up gay as an evangelical Christian. πŸ‘‰ Hit Follow β€” it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! πŸ‘‰ Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. πŸ“° Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.
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Sept. 15, 2026

How To Survive Being Undocumented & Making a Documentary (w/ Vana Thiero)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being undocumented in America and Vana Thiero joins us to share her experiences advocating for and making a documentary about her two sons who are on the Autism Spectrum. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Sept. 8, 2026

How To Survive Coyotes

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive coyotes! πŸ‘‰ Hit Follow β€” it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! πŸ‘‰ Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. πŸ“° Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reviews

This Podcast Might Save Your Life

"Very funny, charming, and just the right amount of stupid. This podcast might also save your life."

david.d.schmitt | Jan. 31, 2022

Power Couple!

"Danielle and Kristine have such great chemistry and make me laugh. I was happy to add them to my weekly comedy listening to make time at my dull desk better. Can they do how to survive your lame of…"

Erin | May 3, 2022

Must update my review!

"It was 5 starts from the jump because I love the format of the show, but if you like the show, the Patreon is worth your money in gold. You get extended interviews with the guests, extended episodes,…"

Ladymegatron | Oct. 21, 2024