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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Wildfires & Being Fired with Alex Alexander

Danielle and Kristine share tips for surviving one of California’s biggest dangers (aside from earthquakes, mudslides, drought, heatwaves, oh never mind), and comedic actress Alex Alexander shares a hilarious story about being fired while holding a bag of wigs in her hand. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Bears & Overbearing People with Danielle and Kristine

Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Nuclear Bomb & Bombing On Stage with Matt Weinhold

Danielle and Kristine re-visit The Day After, Silkwood, and Stephanie Zimbalist. Guest Matt Weinhold reveals that metalheads aren’t as nice as we expected. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Held Up & Someone Stealing Your Identity with Julie Brister

Danielle shares her harrowing tale of being held up at gunpoint and valuable tips on what to do if it happens to you. Also, the comedy magic of the Marx Brothers and Julie Brister (Goliath). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Stalked & Sexting The Wrong Person with Grey Delisle

Danielle & Kristine discuss the stalking of famous actresses and what to do if it happens to you. Plus, the hilarious and charming Grey Delisle joins HTS to share some of Victoria's Secrets. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Home Invasion & Raccoon Invasion with Jessie Gaskell

Danielle and Kristine learn How To Survive a home invasion and Jessie Gaskell (Inside Conan) talks defending her home from raccoons! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Attacked BY Pirates & Attacked WITH a Pirate with Murray Valeriano

Join Danielle and Kristine and learn how to survive a pirate attack on the open seas plus our guest Murray Valeriano tells us about a time he was attacked when he was with his pirate friend! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Drowning In a Car & Drowning in Alcohol with Jackie Kashian

Danielle and Kristine learn how to escape a sinking car and guest Jackie Kashian talks about an embarrassing time from her drinking days. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Tsunami & Peeing Your Pants with Christine Blackburn

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tsunami and later Christine Blackburn tells a story about surviving peeing her pants. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Flesh Eating Bacteria & Freshman Year with Danielle and Kristine

Learn How To Survive deadly flesh-eating bacteria and Danielle shares a story from Freshman Year of college. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Blackout & Living In Someone's Shadow with Jane Edith Wilson

Danielle and Kristine learn How To Survive a blackout plus Jane Edith Wilson is here to discuss living in the shadow of her genius sister. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Venomous Spiders & Food Poisoning with Mike Siegel

Learn How To Survive venomous spiders plus comedian and traveling podcaster Mike Siegel shares his experiences with food poisoning. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive an Avalanche & Being Broke with Oscar Nunez

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an avalanche and Oscar Nunez joins to talk about being broke in a new city. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Plane Crash & Life Crashing Around You with Laurie Kilmartin

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane crash and comedian Laurie Kilmartin is here to talk about surviving life crashing around her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Hypothermia & Freezing Your Balls Off with Regan Burns

This week Kristine and Danielle learn how to survive hypothermia and Regan Burns shares a story about nearly freezing during an adventure race! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive the Eye of a Tornado & a Blind Date Gone Bad with Kimberly Clark

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tornado and comedian Kimberly Clark joins to share a crazy blind date experience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive the Breakdown of Society & Broken Bones with Danielle and Kristine

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the breakdown of society and talk about the breaking of bones. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Us with Danielle, Kristine, and Garon

Danielle, Kristine, and Garon learn how to survive being them as they each share the crazy events that happened over the holiday break. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Mudslides & Shitting Your Pants with Lauren Ash

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive mudslides and Lauren Ash joins us to discuss surviving shitting her pants. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Heartattack & Heartbreak with Katy Fullan

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a heartattack and writer/comedian Katy Fullan shares how she survived a bad heartbreak. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Bleeding To Death & A Bloody Embarrassment with Dorothea Coelho

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and Dorothea Coelho talks about an embarrassing incident from middle school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Big Cat Attack & Adopting Kittens with Mike Henry

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an attack from a mountain lion and special guest Mike Henry joins us to talk about the time he adopted two kittens! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Getting Lost in The Woods & Camping With Kids with Betsy Stover

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting lost in the woods and "Why Mommy Drinks" host Betsy Stover joins us to talk about going on a camping trip with her kids! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Your Brakes Going Out & Brakes Going Out with Brandie Posey

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive car brakes going out and Brandie Posey joins to talk about a time that her car brakes went out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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