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Feb. 18, 2025

How To Survive Being Roofied

This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon gather via Zoom in the midst of some sick hosts to learn how to survive being roofied! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 11, 2025

Stephen Kearin - HTS A Creative Block & Creating A Language

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a bout of Writer's Block and Stephen Kearin joins us to share the story of how he helped create Simlish! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Rose Abdoo - HTS Faking Your Death & Faking Cat Love

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive faking your own death and Rose Abdoo joins us to share her story cat sitting when she was not at all a pet person. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Susie Geiser - How To Survive Deathtraps!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a series of deathtraps and Susie Geiser joins us to share her experience working on a production of the play, Deathtrap! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

How To Survive Ticks!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ticks and do a little catching up about life, fires, and entertainment! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Hillary Anne Matthews - How To Survive Facebook

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Facebook and Hillary Anne Matthews joins us to share how she survived a Facebook Marketplace sale. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Jackie Kashian - HTS Nightmares & a Nightmare Situation

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those pesky nightmares and Jackie Kashian returns to share her nightmare of falling ill in Bakersfield. Get extended episodes on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

How To Survive Bed Bugs

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Bed Bugs and the gang talk about new puppies, Nicole Kidman, and more! Check our Patreon for extended episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Brandie Posey - HTS Being Fired & Putting Out A Fire

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being fired from your job and Brandie Posey returns to share the time she put out a fire near a dry forest. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Julie Mann - HTS Radicalization & Dealing With Radical People

This week Danielle and Kristine (and Matt Belknap sitting in for Garon) learn how to survive radicalization of a loved one and Julie Mann joins us to share her poorly timed trip traveling in the Middle East. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Alex Alexander - HTS A Dead Butt & A Blind Date

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Dead Butt Syndrome and Alex Alexander returns to share her experience with getting set up on a blind date. Find extended episodes on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Oliver Pardo - HTS Office Politics & A Political Trip

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive office politics and Oliver Pardo joins us to tell us about the time he went on a Youth & Government trip. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Chris Grace - How To Survive Deception

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive someone deceiving you and Chris Grace is back to share a story about surviving a time that he was doing the deceiving. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Benny Blue - HTS Poop!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive that thing everybody does: poop and Benny Blue joins us to share his own childhood experience with an unexpected poop. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Blaine Capatch - HTS Swatting & Being On A Prank Show

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the potentially deadly prank of swatting and Blaine Capatch returns to share his experience being a part of a prank show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Regan Burns - HTS Prison & Jail

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a stint in prison and Regan Burns returns to share his experience spending a night in jail! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

How We're Surviving Wildfires

This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon record via zoom to talk about the impact the Los Angeles Wild Fires are having and how we're doing. To help those impacted by the fires, please visit CA.Gov or the American Red Cross. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…

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Feb. 7, 2025

Matt Weinhold - HTS Big Brother & A Big Brother

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the watchful eyes of Big Brother and Matt Weinhold returns to recount his experiences growing up with his big brother. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Maddie Taylor - HTS A Transcontinental Flight & Transitioning

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a long international flight and Maddie Taylor joins us to share her experience from the early days of her transition. Get extended episodes on our Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 7, 2025

Solange Castro - HTS Being A Porn Star & Working For A Porn King

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a new career in porn and Solange Castro joins us to talk about the year she worked for Larry Flynt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 6, 2025

How to Survive Deathtraps #podcast #howtosurvive #comedy

How to Survive the comedy podcast talks about deathraps. Kristine Kimmel makes the realization that everyone will die someday.

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Jan. 31, 2025

C*%T tent creator

Kristine shares her opinion on one of her least favorite expressions, and sneaks in one of her favorite words.

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Jan. 31, 2025

Candid Cameron

Danielle & Kristine try to survive celebrity couples

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Teaser

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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