Episodes

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ingesting poison and the legendary Jimmy Pardo joins us to discuss times he drank way too much alcohol. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive escalators and our very special guest Mindy Stirling shares her story about, you guessed it, an escalator! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the jungle and our guest Grace Edwards tells how she found her way through New York City during a black out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a lightning strike and the wonderful Alison Rosen joins us to read a shocking letter from her past. Shockingly embarrassing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a shark attack and Rebecca Lee joins us to talk about a time an audience member heckled a comic...it's not what you might think. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's own Julie Dixon Jackson is here to talk about digging up some family secrets as she searches for her birth parents! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge is here to tell us about giving birth to her first son and her uncooperative veins! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling from a great height and Superstore's own Chris Grace joins us to talk about how he managed to fly without his ID. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being falsely accused of a crime and the hysterical Todd Glass joins us to talk about one of the many times his parents refused to believe him. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p…

Danielle and Kristine learn about how to survive fire ants and special guest Paul F. Tompkins tells us his hilarious story about getting fired from one of his first jobs! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a car accident and Scott Aukerman joins us to talk about crashing his bike when he was a kid! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hawk attack and Tess Barker joins us to share her experiences as a substitute teacher! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a runaway train and writer Susan Burke joins to talk about her cat running away during a road trip. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive car breaks going out and Brandie Posey joins to talk about a time that her car breaks went out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting lost in the woods and "Why Mommy Drinks" host Betsy Stover joins us to talk about going on a camping trip with her kids! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an attack from a mountain lion and special guest Mike Henry joins us to talk about the time he adopted two kittens! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and Dorothea Coelho talks about an embarrassing incident from middle school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a heartattack and writer/comedian Katy Fullan shares how she survived a bad heartbreak. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive mudslides and Lauren Ash joins us to discuss surviving shitting her pants. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danielle, Kristine, and Garon learn how to survive being them as they each share the crazy events that happened over the holiday break. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the breakdown of society and talk about the breaking of bones. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tornado and comedian Kimberly Clark joins to share a crazy blind date experience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Kristine and Danielle learn how to survive hypothermia and Regan Burns shares a story about nearly freezing during an adventure race! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane crash and comedian Laurie Kilmartin is here to talk about surviving life crashing around her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.