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It was 5 starts from the jump because I love the format of the show, but if you like the show, the Patreon is worth your money in gold. You get extended interviews with the guests, extended episodes, and my fave part, getting to know our gals! Plus the bonus eps! I’d pay extra to listen to “Danielle, Kristine, and Garon kicking it!” (If you’re not married to that title, I understand.)
- Ladymegatron
- Oct. 21, 2024
Lots of fun!
Danielle, Kristine & Garon (garden squirrel) are the perfect mix of information and goofiness. I’m usually laughing out loud at least once a pod!
- Anutmo
- Oct. 9, 2024
My new favorite podcast
This podcast is the perfect blend of humor, comfort, and entertainment. In addition to exploring everyday struggles, wild "what ifs", or breaking down survival tactics, they have great stories from their personal lives and fun takes on new movies/tv shows, pop culture, and news. Definitely best banter/chemistry between hosts I’ve ever heard on a podcast.
- yapjack
- Oct. 5, 2024
- ssscccccoooooottttttt
- Sept. 4, 2024
Really fun and enjoyable
The premise is a fun jumping off point for the hosts, who are quick witted and always seem to really enjoy engaging with their guests. It’s a must listen every week for me.
My 2 imaginary best friends!
Danielle and Kristine (and Garon!) are some of my favorite people despite never having met them. Listening to their podcast makes me feel like I have girlfriends that I actually keep in touch with and get to chat about TV, books, tween/teen kids, life, danger, etc. They have the funniest guests with the best stories and I only wish that I too could drink half a can of cocktail and share my survival stories with that delightful bunch. And as if their sparkling personalities weren't enough, they're educational too! I've listened to , and never once retained, volumes about how to survive almost everything. (Well I do always remember to remain calm...and something about a backpack full of rocks.)
Anyway long story short, they're amazing and you should all give them your hard earned money to listen to all of their informative and entertaining content!
Pure enjoyment
It’s my new favorite listen I look forward to it every week
You ladies and the garden squirrel are quickly taking over NNF as the top spot😂 like that show the chemistry between you three..
The guests are great and some of the stories are wild but my favorite is just listening to y’all talk about your weekends and of course tv shows
Keep it up don’t change a thing
I always look forward to Tuesdays
I'm always happy when I remember it is Tuesday and there's a new episode of HTS. I love hearing Danielle and Kristine regale us with tales of harrowing survival, from both external dangers, and everyday family dynamics. It's seriously like catching up with old friends over lunch every week. I especially appreciate all the pop culture recommendations because I'm always looking for something good to binge watch. 10/10 would survive again
Lovely
Usually funny and entertaining, but that episode with Jon Hamm in grief showed it’s true perfection. What a powerful episode. Great job all around.
- alexanderhamiltonwasright
- Feb. 15, 2024
Can’t get enough
I can’t believe how seamlessly this show fit in to my podcast regime. I love the opening banter and the topics are always so interesting. A big thank you to Danielle Kristine and Garon for getting me through each week with laughter
Hilarity Ensues
Danielle and Kristine and The Garden Squirrel start off talking about their days, give us a heads up on how to survive something (could be anything... volcanoes anyone?), throw a guest into the mix with their own tale of survival and hilarity ensues. The best of all possible worlds.
One of my favorite podcasts!
Super great! Consistently fresh and funny and witty. Amazing guests with great stories. Should be required listening on any flight so when the door blows off, you'll know what to do!
Love this show!
I found this show through NNF and I’ve listened to every episode singing the theme song every time! Danielle and Christine are so funny and informative. The guests are always great and I’m so happy Garon’s on it too! Also, people always ask me about my “Remain Calm” t shirt lol. Thank you and keep up the good work!!
- Carol from Wisconsin
- Oct. 18, 2023
Hilarious!!
I love HTS. I’ve been a fan of Danielle from her appearances on NNF. Kristine and her family stories are a crack up. It’s great to see Garon coming into his own. As a team, they are hilarious. It’s my go to podcast as soon as it uploads each week.
- EileenK2
- Oct. 17, 2023
LOVE
Around a month ago I started listening & discovered quickly I enjoyed the way they approach topics of survival. Also, their friendly & honest conversations on life & being parents is reassuring & great listening! With the comedy & banter it all adds up to a great podcast.
- Ear-Balls
- Oct. 17, 2023
Can’t wait
“Very excited for the 1st ep, Danielle and Kristine will surely hit this out of the park” was what I wrote more than 100 eps ago and now I can’t wait for the new ep every week. Thank you to the How to Survive crew for hours of laughs
- geosmh
- Oct. 17, 2023
- Bobono1234
- July 9, 2023
Background giggling
Gives me life
Listening to the crossover with a diff podcast and legit just now a follower. Psyched to listen
Please tell me the background giggles are still here currently
I’ve NEVER done a review before.
But those giggles are giving me life!!!
Made my WHOLE day
- Heatherlynnmiller
- July 8, 2023
Learn Laugh Love
Learn something that could someday save your life. As brought to you by professional funny people. I highly recommend 👍❤️🙌
- AndreT3000
- June 18, 2023
Most excellent podcast
I love this podcast. Danielle, Kristine, and Garon have such great chemistry. We learn so much from the topics covered, and the guests are always interesting and fun. John Ross Bowie’s herpes story was hilarious. Remember, stay calm!
- Never not Teri
- May 3, 2023
Laugh out loud
I love this show and it could save your life. The Todd Levin episode had one of the funniest stories I have ever heard! I had to hide in the bathroom at work to keep from laughing like a crazy person.
- VLBRoberts
- April 6, 2023
So good!
I love this podcast! I listen as soon as it’s released and look forward to the following weeks episode. Humor mixed in with some learning. Great chemistry between Danielle, Christine and Garon. Love it!
- Jersey Girl 1980
- Jan. 30, 2023
Pure Joy
The sheer joy for the show and each other all three, Danielle, Kristine and Garon have make this show wonderful to listen to. I look forward to seeing it in my feed every Tuesday. I learn things about difficult situations and the stories are great. I’d give it more stars if I could.
Great podcast topics, guests, and hosts!!
This podcast delivers on so many levels. Both hosts are funny, charming, self-deprecating, and do a great job of highlighting their guest each week. I look forward to this show every Tuesday. Thanks Kristine, Danielle, and Garden Squirrel!!!
- Greg isn't yo mama
- Dec. 22, 2022
HILARIOUS!!!
I found you from my other favorite podcast “Never Not Funny.”
I love the boys, but your show should be called that. I laugh from start to end. I also love Garron from both shows. He has the best laugh especially when it’s just a faint sound in the background. I highly recommend this show if you are a fan of great comedy.
- Igottaknow
- Nov. 5, 2022
- Abby and Buddy's Mom
- Oct. 24, 2022
The Best!
First off, 5 stars! "How To Survive" is an hour of pure joy. There is a structure to each episode of the show, but Kristine Kimmel and Danielle Koenig bounce around inside that structure like pachinko balls. They come across as the best of friends who are having a hoot each week. Please never stop finding new dangers for us to survive!
- annodilly
- Oct. 7, 2022
Great for so many reasons
I love the hosts because they are very relatable. I'm a mom just like them and get nervous about so many things. This podcast has actually taught me so many ways to handle situations in a fun and informative way. I can not say enough about this podcast. It's the best.