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In this week's episode, Kristine and Danielle dive into the murky waters of catfishing. No, not this kind Garon and Kristine discuss spitting at catfish and noodling as a preview to their upcoming side podcast Midwest Hillbillies. Danielle and Kr…

How To Survive An Exploding Volcano & An Exploding Body Part with Laura House This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a volcano eruption and our friend, talented writer and comedian Laura House joins us to discuss the time h…

In this week’s episode, Danielle & Kristine discuss how to survive a lightning strike. Plus Alison Rosen shares a shocking story from her past Kristine quizzes Danielle and Garon on some common lightning myths and facts. After Kristine s…

You WILL go in the water again, after this episode of How to Survive With Danielle & Kristine! Danielle rocks her sexy schoolmaster signature look. Which is very much IN STYLE Kristine explains how Invisalign works during their new segment c…

Cults & Family Secrets This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's own Julie Dixon Jackson is here to discuss digging up some family secrets as she searches for her birth parents! Here is an excellent piece …

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building, and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge co-host of Busy Phillips is Doing Her Best, is here to tell us about giving birth to her first son and her uncooperative veins! Dani…

This week Danielle & Kristine discuss how to survive deadly falls, and NBC’s Superstore's own Chris Grace stops by to share his harrowing tale of flying during the holidays without his ID, doing forced Improv in the Denver airport, all in …

  In this week’s episode, Danielle schools Kristine and the audience on avoiding doing time if you ever find yourself being falsely accused of a crime. Danielle shares the riveting story of Amazing Race contestant Ryan Ferguson&n…

Show Notes    Danielle is disappointed to discover that her salon has NO CONNECTION with Celine Dion.      She also learns that Frogtown is, in fact, a real place. Kristine regales Danielle with the horrors of o…